Seeing all these relays about Princess Kate,

I can't figure out exactly what is going on,

 

but I am forced to wonder;

 

maybe she's developed a "wonis", a woman's penis.

 

Symptoms include:

 

Where as the mangina blames,

 

the wonis blames herself.

 

Saying something like, "I'm gonna go become a nun."

 

or something like that.

 

 

Kindly Princess Kate. I am a target already and I can't

find a way to find stability right now.

 

I don't think i'll get kicked out into the streets or the

shelter again but,

 

it is a difficult living again as is.

 

If you and Prince William can let me borrow some money

that would be for the best.

 

If you can't, then at least please stop hurting yourself

in the public,

 

and please let me focus.

 

Thank you very much.