Listen people. I would like to make something clear.

 

All I ever wanted in my life,

 

was for one gorgeous girl to use my face as a chair,

 

whether she is watching a horror movie,

or reading an erotic novel,

 

or listening to Chopin's fantasie impromptu possessed by

the above two activities,

 

I would've been there for her. Hours, on end.

 

If you don't believe this.

 

Hahaha....

 

How wrong you are.