My girls, I am fat and weak and weak willed and I feel worthless at the moment.

However, I still believe I have my rights to demand in our relationships if it is going to manifest.

First, I want to make clear that it is mandatory by the law that you reveal to me your genitalia to me once after our acquaintance when you are ready.

First stage will be done standing up. You will unbutton your pants, and pull your underwear far enough with your thumb, and I will be standing beside you leering into it.

Our eyes will then lock, and in all seriousness, I will nod in approval of the validity of your femaleness, and walk away.

Second stage will be to prove the functionality of that organ, and that this is not just visual mislead. Hence during the times of your menstruation cycles I will be there to witness its performance.

And again, I will od in approval of the validity of your female standing and walk away in confidence.

I believe you then understand what will transpire next in bed. There will be more vigorous testing and I will compare that observational data from what is on the net.

Then I will approve of your femaleness. And nod proudly.

I do not trust the DNA tests or your younger photos. This is the only way to validate your gender.