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Through this experience, I am forced to realize,

some women just can't be trusted.

 

And hence, their upper body and the lower body must be treated as an separate entity.

 

She could be laying on the bed, typing on the phone with her thumbs,

her legs are spread as would eagle wings.

 

I would speak to her lower half, trying to discuss future prospects.

She would communicate back to me in series of quiffs and occassional tears,

using her ovaries as her brain, and eventually learning to use the labial folds as vocal cords.

 

This is better than communicating with the upper half.

At least some remnants of my communication will stick.

But that isn't going to be with the upper half.

 

I don't think so...