Ah. I see the Ms. Natalie Portman and Zach Galifianikis relay.
No doubt Ms. Portman is making jokes on me. Hahaha

Well, to respond to this...

I want you to know, on days like this. Which is my birthday.

I like to indulge on food. Lots of it.

 

And while I am stuck here, inside a room without much of a view through the window.

I like to think, one day I will have a beautiful house with giant shaded glass windows everywhere throughout the house. Even the bathroom.

Preferably facing the morning sunrise.

And as I wake up, I would enter the bathroom and pass out that 7 pounds of dooky digested from the day before. And in that very moment that is released,

I would go: "Now, that's a Natalie Portman! Hahaha!"

And start off that glorious morning, refreshed.

 

You are already very rich Ms. Portman, I would advise  you to do the same thinking about me. :))))))))))))))))