Ricky Gervais on "Noah's ark"

God was having a hissy fit.

Is God gay.

 

Sigh... If I go insanely mad,

because people think threatening my mother is funny.

 

You think you can take that as a chance to attack me,

and keep on targeting?

 

For you my mother is a corpse ain't it?

 

I think you need to shut the fuck up right now.

 

"mental"? You don't want to know what madness is.

 

Shut up. Don't help the fucker like Steve.