Now, I think I read a few times something about

the Royal family not meeting me due to my hygiene.

 

Well, first of all.

 

This is not place for yourselves to be entering personally.

You should be sending someone.

 

 

 

Secondly,

 

if you'd like to see me prepared for socialization of any form,

 

please don't ask to first straighten myself out

while i'm in this situation of need.

 

 

Kindly provide, then ask to be more presentable.

 

Priorities and demands seems to be rather singled-sided to your reasoning

if i'm correct.

 

 

Apologies for my assumption if i'm wrong about all this.

 

 

I think you should make it so that compensations are clear,

 

and have it sent to my bank account in all fairness......